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Last year it seemed everyone was gaga for Google Glass.

“Ooooooh, it’s a computer for your face!  It’s got a camera and can give you directions! It’s just like your phone was permanently positioned 3 feet in front of your right eye! Woo hoo! I can’t wait to get one!”

I wasn’t so sure. I didn’t jump on board. I just didn’t see the utility. Yes, it’s a cool concept, but the functionality wasn’t there. Maybe in a few years it would become something functional and interesting, but I certainly wasn’t going to waste my money on something that was little more than a half-baked concept.

A week ago Google announced that they were opening up Glass sales for one day only. On Tuesday, if you were willing to shell out $1500 dollars, this pre-beta, sub-functional, ugly cyborg technology could be yours! The one day sale was met with a barrage of negative press. Journalists and bloggers across the world almost universally decried this Google foray into wearable tech as not yet ready for prime time, or elitist technology, or as little more than a toy for wealthy geeks. One Business Insider journalist told his harrowing tale of being assaulted on the streets of San Francisco for wearing his Glass in public. Glass has been banned in some coffee shops and bars. Most tellingly, the term Glasshole has graduated from Silicon Valley/Northern California in-joke to official entry in the American Lexicon. I even heard Michael Strahan say it on Live! (Kelly was aghast.) Boy, when the pendulum swings, that sucker swings hard! By Tuesday morning, it was clear to me that everyone in the world finally agreed with my original assessment of Google Glass. So, I bought one.

You’ve heard the phrase “that many people can’t be wrong”? Well, any time consensus holds that I am that right about something, you can be sure I’m going to seriously question that assessment. The “wisdom of the crowds” does not refer to the crowd’s purchasing prowess after all. If that many people, most of whom have never tried or even seen the technology, hate it with such a viciousness, that is a sure sign that there is something there worth exploring.

So Hello World! I am about to become a Glasshole.

Now, I don’t intend to wear the damn thing around all the time.  Mostly because I don’t want to be beaten up by the poor disadvantaged proletarian children carrying their 1970s-era super computers in their pockets instead of wearing them on their face. (“Down with the face computers, long live the pocket!”) But also because, I suspect they will make me look even dorkier than usual. And also, in a nod to all of my privacy lawyer friends who just crossed me off their Christmas Card list, because there are some real, gray area, privacy concerns surrounding wearable technology in public. Our social norms, let alone our laws, have not yet assimilated wearable, always-on, camera computers.

That said, this is happening people! Wearable computing is here. It will only become more prevalent, and we have to learn to live with it.  More to the point, we will have to learn to work with it. While I can imagine any number of futures for Google Glass and its like – everything from laws preventing its use in public, to public distribution for all school children – I have no doubt that one day I will start my working day, not by logging into my desktop computer, but by physically putting my computer on my body. And I would bet that that day is closer to 2020 than it is to 2030.

I understand that Google has a 30 day money back guarantee, so if it turns out that my original assessment (and the rest of the world’s since Tuesday) is right, maybe I’ll ship it back to Mountain View in the next month. In the meantime, please don’t worry about people calling me a Glasshole, I’ve been called something very similar for most of my life and I probably won’t even notice.

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Ryan is Principal at Sente Advisors, a legal technology consultancy specializing in cross-platform solutions and support.  He has been an evangelist, advocate, consultant, and creative thinker in Legal Technology for more than 15 years. In 2015, he was named a FastCase 50 recipient, and in 2018, he was elected a Fellow in the College of Law Practice Management. In past lives, he was an Innovation Architect, Knowledge Manager, a Systems Analyst, a Fashion Merchandiser, and Theater Composer, among other things.

  • @alysgwyn

    Did you see this one? I'm intrigued by the idea that learning to work with it may very well be a more acceptable prospect than learning to live with it.

  • Al Podboy

    Waiting for the follow-up!

  • Glass just arrived this morning. Difficult to use with my glasses, but it came with a set of frames to put prescription lenses in. Guess I'll have to take a trip to LensCrafters.

    So far, I'm impressed with the UI. A little clunky, but much better than I was expecting. Will take some getting used to. Reminds me a lot of 1st gen iPhone. You can tell there is a lot of potential, but it is not yet realized.

  • Ryan, if you hate it, you can ship them to me in Canada rather than returning it to Google. Despite the negative suggestions, I think Glass has the potential to be a game adjuster, in legal, and in tech time.

    It is best to be ahead of the curve, even when it is a hilly curvy climb on a gravel road with no safety rails that to not see what is coming.

    You know those dishwasher is clean/dirty magnets? Picture a Front camera is off/on name badge…could be entertaining.

  • I hope you write a post on how they work, I'm interested to see how well they work in everyday life.

  • The glasses are just a toy for the rich geeks as you pointed. Used it a few times. Instead of entertainment it has nothing to do with day to day life. You enter a few places, and people will start looking at you insecurely.