Ed Walters and I had a little fun on Twitter this morning when Ed tweeted this week’s answer key. Being the rather smart-alecky person I am, I filled in the “questions” just for fun. Kind of like the old Johnny Carson routine of Carnac the Magnificent.

So, I thought we’d have a little fun and post an answer key of our own. We’ll let you pick one or more and give us the corresponding question.

Answer Key:

A1:    2% this year.

A2:    4th Quarter of 2015.

A3:    The New Westlaw

A4:    Microsoft Office, Flash, and Google+

A5:    Apocalyptic Coding

A6:    Stockholm School of Law

A7:    Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Sears, and Target

A8:    Scheduled to premier at SXSW in 2013

A9:    Social Media Guru

A10:  3 Geeks and a Law Blog

Put on your thinking caps… turn up your sarcasm… and give us some questions to go with these answers!

  • Anonymous

    Q4 – What Steve Jobs specifically placed in his Will that would never work on the iPad

  • Jan Rivers

    Q8- Who are The Axiomatics? The set will feature DJ Gedi-Man and his hit, "Wiki…Wiki…Wiki…"

  • Good one Jan!!

    A+

  • Steve G.

    A1: How much is my raise this year?

    A2: When will I next be considered for a raise?

    A5: What are Mayan coders working on now?

    A6: Where can I learn more about the Stockholm method of management?

    A7: Where will most 2012 law grads be working in 6 months?

  • Anonymous

    Q6: What finally replaced the Socratic Method and instructed Professors to start each class with 'We have some exciting changes to the syllabus today…"

  • A8: A person with minimal human contact who tells others how to attract new friends.

  • Q1: How many law firm leaders can avoid using the acronym LPM?
    Q2: When will the billable hour finally expire?
    Q3: What will be LexisNexis' next new product be called?
    Q4: What merger will be announced on April 1, 2012?
    Q5: What name will the ABA Task Code Set be known by?
    Q6: Which law school will receive the next ABA accreditation?
    Q7: Which companies will receive the most employment applications from lawyers this year?
    Q8: When will a lawyer from India become the ABA President?
    Q9: What skill set will be required to become an AmLaw 200 law firm leader?
    Q10: Who will win the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize?

  • Anonymous

    @Steve G.:
    I thought your answer to A5 was meant to be an answer to A3. And actually, I think it's a better answer to that!

  • Anonymous

    Q3: The worst new product idea since New Coke
    Q4: bloat, gloat and mote
    Q6: The technique of training lawyers by torturing them until they like it.
    Q9: Mike Myers' upcoming sequel to The Love Guru

  • Anonymous

    Q. 2 – When will WEXIS stop trying to give cute names to their next new platform and just call it 2.0, etc.?

    Q. 7 – What's the latest law firm to hire a librarian? (Can't you just hear the perky receptionist answering the phone?).