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I hope your plan is not to put a Post-It on the paper with the warning: "Marie was reading this while relieving herself. The EPA has been alerted and a removal team will arrive shortly."There is a running joke among librarians that the most asked reference question is "Can you tell me where the bathrooms are located?" What many of us leave out is that the person asking the question has today's newspaper tucked neatly under his arm. In fact, we usually have to deal with someone that comes back a couple hours later and plops the sports section down on the reference desk and says, "here, I found this in stall number three." (and you thought the life of a librarian was glamorous.)
So, I thought I would ask what would you do if you saw someone 'red flag' the newspaper (or, what you expect the librarian to do when you tell them that Partner 'X' just red-flagged today's New York Times):
- Pretend that you never saw them do it
- Place a Post-It Note above the newspaper stand identifying the culprit by name and which section he took
- Don't worry about it, because since you have an iPad, you don't read newspapers anymore
- Immediately yell "PUT DOWN THE NEWSPAPER AND JUST WALK AWAY!!"
- Buy your own personal copy of the newspaper from now on
Note: You might notice that I keep using the male pronoun… according to my female librarian friends, this is completely a male problem… although someone did mention that it may just be because women are much better at concealing the newspaper when they enter and leave the restroom.